Musk To Let Trump Use The Car On Friday Night
Mar-A-Lago, FL — Sources close to the duo report that Elon Musk has graciously decided to let Donald Trump take the car out on Friday night—but only if he promises to be home by 11 PM and charges the Tesla before he gets home. "It's important to teach responsibility," Musk explained at a recent press conference, where he spoke about the challenges of parenting an excitable president. "Donald really wanted to go out with his friends, but I had to remind him that borrowing the car comes with conditions. We can't have him joyriding around Mar-a-Lago with Steve Bannon in the passenger seat, blaring Kid Rock again."
The announcement comes amid widespread speculation that Musk has become something of a father figure to Trump, reportedly offering advice, financial support, and a guiding hand whenever the former president appears lost. Sources indicate that Musk has been teaching Trump about "how to be a big boy in the tech world" and has been enforcing stricter bedtime routines after too many late-night social media rants.
"Elon even tried to get him into coding," said one anonymous insider. "But Trump kept trying to type ‘Make America Great Again’ into the Python console and asking why it wasn’t turning into money."
Trump, for his part, was reportedly excited about his upcoming night out. "Elon’s the best dad—I mean, friend—I’ve ever had," he told reporters outside his Florida estate. "He’s got the best cars, the best rules. Some say too many rules, but I like rules. Especially the ones I make."
While Musk has agreed to let Trump borrow the car, he has made it clear that there are consequences for bad behavior. "If he doesn’t follow the rules, I’m revoking Twitter privileges for a whole weekend," Musk warned. "Last time, he spent the entire night in his room pouting and watching Fox News. It was hard, but he needs to learn."
As Friday night approaches, the world waits to see if Trump will prove himself responsible enough to maintain his privileges—or if Musk will have to take away his metaphorical (and literal) keys once again. Either way, one thing is clear: the father-son bonding time between the billionaire and the former president is an evolving, yet strangely wholesome, spectacle.