Tom Hardy To Star In Direct-To-Streaming ‘Venom Does Las Vegas’
Written By: Todd P. Lungren - Movies @ NewsTime News
HOLLYWOOD, CA — In a move that has critics raising eyebrows and fans asking, “Why not?” Sony Pictures has announced Venom Does Las Vegas, a direct-to-streaming feature starring Tom Hardy as the eponymous alien symbiote. The film, described as a "bold reinvention of the superhero genre," will debut exclusively on an as-yet-unnamed streaming platform—likely one you’ve never heard of but will have to subscribe to for this one movie.
The plot reportedly follows Eddie Brock and Venom as they embark on an “unhinged buddy comedy adventure” in Sin City after Venom accidentally maxes out Eddie’s credit cards on online gaming skins. Desperate to pay off his debts, Eddie takes a job as a lounge singer in a second-rate casino, while Venom moonlights as a blackjack dealer with an alarmingly low tolerance for gamblers who "hit on 17."
Early reports suggest the film will feature groundbreaking special effects, such as Venom’s gooey appendages wielding martini glasses and flipping poker chips in slow motion. “It’s like Ocean’s Eleven, but with slime instead of elegance,” teased director Chad Fizzlebottom, best known for his work on the Sharknado franchise.
The project has already attracted an impressive supporting cast, including Danny DeVito as a mob boss who hires Venom as his personal enforcer and Nicolas Cage as a washed-up magician who tries to teach Eddie the power of "stage charisma." Rumors also swirl of a cameo from Jeff Goldblum, reprising his role as Dr. Ian Malcolm, though no one is quite sure why or how dinosaurs will factor into the story.
Hardy, known for his intense dedication to roles, reportedly spent weeks living in Las Vegas to prepare for the film. Sources say he refused to break character during his stay, often showing up to blackjack tables muttering, “We are Venom” while downing shrimp cocktails.
Sony Pictures has described the movie as “a thrilling blend of action, comedy, and existential dread, with just enough neon lighting to cause migraines.” Early buzz suggests the soundtrack will include hits like “Luck Be a Lady” performed by Hardy in a duet with Venom's growly baritone.
Social media reactions to the announcement have been mixed, with hashtags like #VenomVegasBaby trending alongside #PleaseStopSony. “This is the cinematic equivalent of eating leftover pizza for breakfast—it might work, but should it?” tweeted one film critic.
Venom Does Las Vegas is slated to hit streaming in early summer, just in time for viewers to question their life choices. As for Venom’s next adventure? Insiders hint at Venom Goes to Space Camp.