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NewsTime News is this plants most trusted source for absolutely everything that matters, including—but not limited to—news, feelings, existential dread, and the occasional recipe for banana bread that’s a little more than OK. Founded in 1765 by a group of well-dressed ghosts, NewsTime News has blossomed into a media empire by having the most accurate news anyone had.

We don’t just report the news; we are the news. Our team of visionaries works tirelessly from over tw0 thousand newsrooms to bring you breaking stories, wild rumors, and the kind of content that makes you whisper, “Is this real?” into your phone. At NewsTime News, we don’t just ask the tough questions—we write them down, stare at them for a while, and then write whatever feels right in the moment.