Ronald is very choosy with his dates. He won't even say yes to coffee unless you totally reek of candles. Find out if you smell enough like burning wax to land a dinner with Americas favorite food clown.

Do you have what it takes to take on the role of lover for a stressed out woman AND father figure for a troubled boy?

Don’t burp a ton and fall asleep

Don't get too many!

Which type of bungus are you rockin?

It’s important to know about this.

You know you need to know.