
Scholars Confounded by Actual CNN Headline Claiming Moviegoers Are Feeling ‘Glicked’
While experts quickly identified “glicked” as a hybrid of Gladiator 2 and Wicked—two of November’s most anticipated films—none could explain how the word came to signify an emotion, let alone an expression of excitement.

BREAKING: David Spade Eats Seventh Salad of Life
Pausing briefly to reflect on the tangy vinaigrette and scattered croutons before him, actor and comedian David Spade triumphantly announced Tuesday that he had completed his seventh salad in his nearly 60-year existence.

Lea Michele Ready To Read Sentence In Public
The statement came during a surprise press conference, which saw a visibly confident Michele standing beside a single, laminated index card with an ominous, unopened book resting beside it.