Lea Michele Ready To Read Sentence In Public
LOS ANGELES — In a development that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, Glee star Lea Michele revealed Monday that she is "finally ready" to read a sentence out loud in public. The statement came during a surprise press conference, which saw a visibly confident Michele standing beside a single, laminated index card with an ominous, unopened book resting beside it.
"For years, people have doubted my ability to read sentences aloud," Michele stated, holding her gaze steady, albeit with one shaky hand on the lectern. "I am here today to tell you that I am going to prove them wrong." The proclamation was met with thunderous applause from fans, onlookers, and several former Glee cast members who were invited to bear witness to what some have called a "press conference."
Michele’s announcement follows years of speculation over whether she could, in fact, read at all. The rumors began as an internet joke, but soon snowballed into a phenomenon with full-blown conspiracy theories, podcasts, and scholarly essays dedicated to “The Lea Michele Literacy Question.” Michele herself has mostly brushed off the theories, until now.
"This is not about setting records straight," Michele clarified. "This is about reading a sentence out loud in public." She added that it was a deeply personal journey for her, marked by “hours of intense vowel practice” and flashcards featuring frequently-used conjunctions.
Witnesses report seeing Michele flipping through a series of highlighted text messages and diligently practicing with picture books, sounding out syllables with a quiet determination that left little doubt in the minds of her fans.
Noted psychologist Dr. Annabelle Lewis was quick to weigh in on the event, calling it “a testament to the power of resilience and the lengths to which an individual will go to debunk internet rumors.” She added, “This isn’t just Lea reading a sentence—this is Lea fighting for self-actualization against the meme-industrial complex.”
Michele is set to make her public reading debut next month at the LA Public Library, where she will reportedly read one entire sentence of her choosing. “Will it be a short sentence? Perhaps. A nice two-worder, maybe even three words if I’m feeling good,” Michele revealed to reporters. “But at the end of the day, a sentence is a sentence, and that’s all I need to show the world.”
The response from the public has been overwhelmingly supportive. Celebrities from all corners of Hollywood have voiced their encouragement, with Oprah sending a little basket of snacks and stuff with a card that Michelle says she looked at, and James Franco reportedly sending her a care package containing phonics workbooks and a collection of tongue-twisters to “train for any curveballs the sentence might throw.”
As for what Michele plans to do after her reading, she remained coy, hinting at a potential series of increasingly challenging public readings. “Maybe next I’ll read a whole paragraph,” she mused. “Maybe I’ll even play a game of popcorn. Who knows?”
For now, her fans and the world eagerly await the historic sentence, which, according to sources, will be “about as inspirational as you can get in under ten words.”
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