Netflix to Produce First Streaming Infomercial
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Netflix to Produce First Streaming Infomercial

Netflix has announced its first-ever streaming infomercial. Titled The Ultimate Buying Experience: Stream, Watch, Purchase, the program aims to seamlessly blend the thrill of binge-watching with the guilt of impulse buying. "We realized that people love two things: streaming content and purchasing items they don’t need at 2 AM," said Netflix's new Head of Interactive Content, Chad Salesman. "Why not combine them?"

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Tom Hardy To Star In Direct-To-Streaming ‘Venom Does Las Vegas’
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Tom Hardy To Star In Direct-To-Streaming ‘Venom Does Las Vegas’

In a move that has critics raising eyebrows and fans asking, “Why not?” Sony Pictures has announced Venom Does Las Vegas, a direct-to-streaming feature starring Tom Hardy as the eponymous alien symbiote. The film, described as a "bold reinvention of the superhero genre," will debut exclusively on an as-yet-unnamed streaming platform—likely one you’ve never heard of but will have to subscribe to for this one movie.

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Filler News Content Way Down In 2025
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Filler News Content Way Down In 2025

Media analysts report that 2025 has seen a dramatic decline in filler news content, leaving Americans dangerously overexposed to actual, substantive information. Since President Trump’s return to office and the abrupt launch of a global tariff war that economists are describing as either “a 4D chess move,” or “basically a game of Jenga,” news outlets have struggled to find time for their usual steady diet of feel-good puppy stories, TikTok trends, and breathless speculation about celebrity Instagram likes.

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Michael Bay Snags Film Rights To Tragic Collision Over The Potomac
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Michael Bay Snags Film Rights To Tragic Collision Over The Potomac

Director Michael Bay has reportedly acquired the film rights to the recent tragic mid-air collision over the Potomac River. The incident, which occurred on January 29, 2025, involved an American Airlines Bombardier CRJ700 passenger jet and a U.S. Army UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter, resulting in the loss of all 67 individuals on board both aircraft.

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Punxsutawney Phil Predicts At Least Six More Weeks of Climate Disaster
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Punxsutawney Phil Predicts At Least Six More Weeks of Climate Disaster

At this year’s Groundhog Day ceremony, the world-famous Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow, took one look at his surroundings, and promptly issued a bleak prediction: at least six more weeks of climate disaster. The announcement came as a surprise to the gathered crowd of Phil enthusiasts, many of whom were expecting the traditional meteorological forecast of either an early spring or prolonged winter.

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Katy Perry's 'Lifetimes' Tour to Feature AI Holograms of Engaged Audience Members
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Katy Perry's 'Lifetimes' Tour to Feature AI Holograms of Engaged Audience Members

Katy Perry announced that her upcoming Lifetimes tour will feature AI-generated holograms of excited audience members, ensuring an energetic atmosphere even if real attendees remain emotionally uninvested or non-existent. “We’re using cutting-edge technology to project enthusiastic fans into the arena,” Perry revealed in a press conference, where reporters noted she seemed slightly pixelated herself. “The AI will generate crowd reactions in real-time, so I never have to worry about a dead audience.”

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Oscars Finally Add ‘Hottest Actor’ Category
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Oscars Finally Add ‘Hottest Actor’ Category

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced today the addition of a long-demanded category: Hottest Actor. This marks the first time the Oscars have explicitly recognized the sizzling allure of Hollywood’s most snatched performers, setting X (formerly twitter), Tiktok, Instagram, Threads, BlueSky, and Truth Social aflame with opinions.

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BREAKING: Elton John A Narc Now
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BREAKING: Elton John A Narc Now

In a stunning turn of events, Sir Elton John has officially entered his narc era. The flamboyant pop icon, known for bedazzled costumes and chart-topping hits, made waves today when he publicly denounced the legalization of marijuana, calling it “the worst thing to happen to society since clashing patterns.”

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Variety Bets It All on 'Actors on Actors'
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Variety Bets It All on 'Actors on Actors'

In a move described by insiders as "either visionary or the end of days," Variety Magazine announced this week that it will double down on its flagship celebrity interview series Actors on Actors, pouring all of its resources into a strategy executives are calling “The Full Actor Immersion Initiative.”

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