INSPIRING: Vape Teen Looking To Transition To Vape Tricks Young Adult
FAIRVIEW, WI—Local 17-year-old Kyle Miller announced Monday that he’s ready to take his vaping hobby to the next level, transitioning from being a teen who vapes in the mall parking lot to a young adult wowing bar patios and small house parties with increasingly complex vape tricks.
“This isn’t just a phase—it’s an art form,” said Miller, standing in front of a mirror and practicing his signature move, the “Double Helix Dragon.” “I’ve spent years perfecting the basics, and now it’s time to show adults what I’m made of.”
Kyle, who began vaping at 15 after a classmate handed him a watermelon-flavored disposable device, explained that he’s ready for more respect in the vaping community. “At first, it was just about the flavors, you know? Mango, blue razz, crème brûlée. But then I saw a guy blow an O through another O, and I was like, that’s who I want to be when I grow up.”
The ambitious teen has been practicing daily, using a combination of YouTube tutorials and advice from vape trick influencers on TikTok. He plans to debut a choreographed routine at his cousin’s upcoming graduation party, complete with music, LED lights, and his pièce de résistance: a giant heart-shaped cloud that transforms into a smoke tornado.
Kyle’s parents, however, remain skeptical. “We just wanted him to quit smoking,” said his mother, Linda Miller, shaking her head as she folded his clothes for him. “But now our house smells like a Willy Wonka house, and he keeps calling his bedroom ‘the lab.’ At least he’s off the energy drinks.”
Despite parental concerns, Kyle’s friends are supportive of his lofty ambitions. “He’s already a legend at Fairview High,” said best friend and vaping partner Trevor Gonzalez. “He once ghosted a cherry cloud during fourth-period study hall that got eight-thousand views.”
As for Kyle’s long-term goals, he’s aiming high. “I want to be the guy that makes vape trick compilations cool again,” he said. “And one day, I’ll open my own line of juices—something sophisticated, like aged vanilla custard or smoky bacon.”
When asked if he had a backup plan, Kyle shrugged. “I guess I could always get into professional yo-yoing.”
For now, though, Kyle remains focused on his passion. “This is just the beginning,” he said, exhaling a perfectly round O that floated gently toward the ceiling.
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