BREAKING: Jesus Backs President Trump’s Bold Leadership, Says “A Little Porn is OK”
America, rejoice! Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, has once again confirmed His close, unshakable bond with the greatest president in history, President Donald J. Trump. In an exclusive divine conversation between the two, Jesus reportedly assured President Trump that, contrary to what the radical left and liberal fake-news media say, "a little porn is OK."
TRUMP FOR POPE? THE CHURCH NEEDS A BUSINESSMAN
The Vatican is in crisis, folks. Pope Francis, 88, is struggling with health issues, reportedly battling pneumonia and early-stage kidney failure. And while we all wish him well (thoughts and prayers!), the Catholic Church needs to start thinking about what comes next.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Who could possibly fill the shoes of the Supreme Pontiff, the Vicar of Christ, the Holy Father himself?” Well, I’ll tell you who, folks. It’s a man of action. A man of strength. A man who knows how to win.
Yes, I’m talking about Donald J. Trump.