Gus Groundhog Sex Tape Rocks PA
Pennsylvania is reeling after a scandalous new development in the state’s already cutthroat rodent-based fame circuit. Gus the Groundhog, the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania and longtime mascot for the Pennsylvania Lottery, has become embroiled in controversy following the release of a shockingly explicit sex tape that critics say “could do irreversible damage” to the family-friendly brand of the beloved lottery icon.
Area Man Needs to Know He’s a Zaddy, NOW
“He’s rocking this beard now, and I just don’t think he’s aware of how zaddy-ish he is,” Walton said, showing a photo of Derrick to anyone within a 12-foot radius.
Area Penis Just for Peeing
It gives me no pleasure to announce after 34 years, that my dick is pretty useless, now. It will only be used for peeing into the potty from a sitting down position, as I could piss on the toilet seat and make a god damn mess everywhere if I were to continue to stand.