Gus Groundhog Sex Tape Rocks PA
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Gus Groundhog Sex Tape Rocks PA

Pennsylvania is reeling after a scandalous new development in the state’s already cutthroat rodent-based fame circuit. Gus the Groundhog, the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania and longtime mascot for the Pennsylvania Lottery, has become embroiled in controversy following the release of a shockingly explicit sex tape that critics say “could do irreversible damage” to the family-friendly brand of the beloved lottery icon.

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Area Penis Just for Peeing
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Area Penis Just for Peeing

It gives me no pleasure to announce after 34 years, that my dick is pretty useless, now. It will only be used for peeing into the potty from a sitting down position, as I could piss on the toilet seat and make a god damn mess everywhere if I were to continue to stand.

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