Ooh My God! AND His Family Has Money?!
As the transportation and booking of Luigi Mangione, the devastatingly attractive suspect in the United Healthcare CEO shooting, continues to captivate the nation, a shocking new development has sent social media into a collective spiral: not only is Mangione absurdly handsome, but his family is also reportedly loaded.
Luigi Mangione Charged With Murder and At Least Four Counts Of Being A Total Snack
Authorities confirmed Tuesday that Luigi Mangione, the 32-year-old Italian-American man accused of fatally shooting United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been formally charged with first-degree murder—and, notably, with four counts of being an absolute knockout.
Entire Philadelphia City Council Shows Up To Issue First-Ever Stopping-in-Bike-Lane Ticket
In a historic moment for urban governance, All seventeen members of the Philadelphia City Council convened Thursday morning at the corner of Broad and Spruce Streets to witness the issuance of the city’s first-ever ticket for stopping in a bike lane.
Naughty List Data Breach: Millions of Christmas Users’ Private Data Leaked Online
In a scandal that has rocked the Christmas industrial complex, Santa Claus confirmed today that the Naughty List—a highly sensitive database of misbehavior — was compromised in a massive cyberattack, exposing the secrets of millions worldwide.