BREAKING: Chi-Chi's a Hit Now?
Formerly best known for a 2003 Hepatitis A outbreak and a vague association with your mom’s favorite "Mexican" restaurant in the ‘90s, Chi-Chi’s has somehow become the place to see and be seen.
Chinese Buffet Introduces Guarantee That Dad Will Make It Home Before Shitting Pants
In an attempt to its reputation as a family-friendly establishment, Golden Dragon Buffet unveiled its new “Dad Safe” guarantee this week, boldly promising that fathers dining at the restaraunt will make it home before shitting themselves in the car.