Friends Start Using Group Text Without You As Main One
YOUR HOME TOWN — In a development that has shaken your social standing, your close-knit group of friends has reportedly started using the group text thread they created without you as the main point of contact. Sources close to the situation confirmed that the thread, titled “New Squad Goals,” has been active since its inception, and has now officially become the main group text. NSG as your friends have taken to calling the chat features rapid-fire memes, detailed weekend plans, and inside jokes that no longer include you.
“Yeah, we just felt it was time to streamline things,” said Kevin, the friend you thought would never betray you like this. “The old thread got kind of cluttered with notifications about, you know, someone’s cat allergies or unsolicited Netflix recommendations. This one’s just... cleaner.”
The group’s alleged decision to exclude you as the center of gravity reportedly came after a heated debate over whether your habit of overreacting to GIFs and leaving voice memos constituted a “vibe-killer.” Though you were not invited to participate in this discussion, sources say it was described as “constructive but cathartic.”
“It’s not that we don’t like them,” insisted Emily, who once texted you, “You’re literally the glue holding us together.” “But sometimes the glue gets… sticky? Like, too much glue can ruin a project, you know?”
The new thread has since blossomed into a hive of activity, with spontaneous brunch meetups and a burgeoning tradition of themed TikTok challenges. Meanwhile, the original group text—still technically in operation and including you—has become a desolate wasteland of “Happy Birthday!” messages and passive-aggressive polls about availability.
In an exclusive interview, you admitted to feeling confused but tried to downplay the sting. “It’s fine. Really, I’m happy they’re finding new ways to connect. Besides, I’ve got plenty going on,” you said, before trailing off into a too-long explanation about a podcast you’re starting.
As of press time, the group was allegedly debating whether to add Rachel’s new boyfriend to the thread. One member reportedly commented, “I mean, he’s funnier than [you], so why not?”
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