Local Man To Follow Even More Instagram Accounts Where Guys Ask Women On The Street Sex Questions
CHICAGO, IL — Local 26-year-old graphic designer Ethan Warden announced Wednesday that he plans to double down on his current Instagram strategy by following an even greater number of accounts where men approach women on the street to ask aggressively personal sex-related questions under the guise of “social experiments.”
“I just feel like I’ve only scratched the surface of this highly intellectual content,” Warden explained while scrolling past several identical videos titled things like "Do Girls Prefer Bad Boys or Nice Guys?" and "What’s The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Done in a Bathroom?" “Every time I think I’ve seen all the accounts that matter, a new one pops up with even more groundbreaking questions like, ‘How many dates before it’s acceptable to kiss?’ or ‘Whose your celebrity crush?’ It's pure social anthropology.”
Warden, who already follows upwards of 87 accounts featuring similar content, insists his new mission isn’t about quantity but rather “curating a diverse feed of deeply nuanced street interviews.” He likened the format to a modern-day Socratic dialogue, only instead of grappling with existential dilemmas, participants tackle burning issues such as whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza or if money can buy happiness, “but, like, from a hot girl’s perspective.”
“Some people read books to understand humanity. I watch a dude in a neon bucket hat ask strangers if they’d cheat on their boyfriend for $100,000,” said Warden, wiping a tear of laughter from his eye as a woman awkwardly walked away mid-interview.
Despite Warden’s enthusiasm, critics of the trend claim such accounts thrive on public humiliation and deeply questionable ethics. “These videos are basically just guys yelling increasingly bizarre questions at women and hoping they’ll trip up and say something embarrassing,” said media scholar Dr. Lydia Forsyth. “It’s less ‘social experiment’ and more ‘guy with a ring light oversharing in public.’”
Undeterred, Warden sees the critics as “missing the point.” “It’s not about the answers. It’s about the grind,” he said, referencing one of his favorite creators, @AskHerWhatColorHerSocksAre. “These dudes are doing the Lord’s work, running around with a phone and a microphone, providing essential content for the algorithm. Honestly, they deserve medals.”
Warden’s girlfriend, however, seemed less impressed. “At first I thought it was just a phase,” said 25-year-old nurse Kaitlyn Ramirez. “But when I caught him practicing opening lines like, ‘Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or text your ex?’ I knew it was time to have a talk.”
As of press time, Warden was seen creating his own account, @BroWithTheMostQuestions, and brainstorming hard-hitting topics like “Do you think aliens believe in love?” and “What’s the perfect chicken nugget dipping sauce?” Sources confirm he is considering quitting his graphic design job to pursue his passion full-time.
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