
Sleight on Trump's Penis Has Set Off the Plot of Austin Powers: Goldmember
A small sleight on President Donald Trump’s penis size has inadvertently triggered a chain of events that is the exact plot of Austin Powers: Goldmember.

Michael Bay Snags Film Rights To Tragic Collision Over The Potomac
Director Michael Bay has reportedly acquired the film rights to the recent tragic mid-air collision over the Potomac River. The incident, which occurred on January 29, 2025, involved an American Airlines Bombardier CRJ700 passenger jet and a U.S. Army UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter, resulting in the loss of all 67 individuals on board both aircraft.