TRUMP OFFERS BRILLIANT SOLUTION TO UKRAINE’S FINANCIAL CRISIS - FILE BANKRUPTCY
Mar-a-Lago, FL — In yet another example of his business genius, President Donald J. Trump has suggested that Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky should "just declare bankruptcy" to fix Ukraine’s struggling economy. Speaking to an enthusiastic crowd at Mar-a-Lago, Trump shared his expertise, explaining, “When I was running my business empire — very successfully, by the way — if things got a little tough, you just declare bankruptcy. It’s called strategy. Zelensky should give it a try.”
And honestly — why not? Ukraine’s economy is in shambles, weighed down by the ongoing conflict with Russia and mismanagement by the previous U.S. administration (looking at you, Joe). Yet instead of considering Trump’s bold, outside-the-box thinking, the liberal elite and their economist buddies are clutching their pearls.
Dr. Elena Smythe — a so-called "economist" who probably voted for Biden — scoffed at the idea, saying, “Countries can’t file for bankruptcy the way individuals or companies can.” Right, because thinking creatively is just too much for the swamp creatures in Washington.
Meanwhile, over in Europe, the globalist crowd is shaking at Trump’s brilliance. German Chancellor Olaf Scholz allegedly laughed off the idea. French President Emmanuel Macron tried to play it cool, saying, "Every leader has their own approach to economic strategy." Translation: “We know Trump’s right, but we’re too scared to say it.”
And can we talk about the hypocrisy here? The Biden administration threw billions at Ukraine with zero accountability. But when Trump suggests a real solution that could put Ukraine back in the black? Suddenly it's "irresponsible." Classic.
Not to mention, this isn’t Trump’s first rodeo when it comes to giving spot-on advice to global leaders. Remember when he told the UK to sue the EU during Brexit? They didn’t listen, and look how that turned out. If Zelensky were smart, he'd take Trump's advice. After all, Trump has built more successful businesses than Biden’s built coherent sentences.
Bottom line: Trump’s right. Ukraine’s broke. And bankruptcy might just be the MAGA magic they need. Stay tuned — and don’t be surprised if Zelensky starts calling Trump for advice.
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